News today that sex gives women cancer brings me great relief. It helps exlain why the Chairman never gave me one after September 1959.
It was a selfless act for the masses that, in order to protect his wife, he had his security team specially select underage girls and have them smuggled into his private chambers.
But could this mean that modern day Chinese sex inspectors are unwittingly spreading cervical cancer?
3 comments:
I bang large gongs in your ears and wear high heels in your presence Mme Mao!!!
"pull the cart of the revolution all the way to communism and never slacken"
Exactly Comrades,
Throw off your shackles and ride around in a shine limousine!!
Whooo baby
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