Workers Victory

Madame Mao has been in the former Soviet Union undergoing treatment for a number of neurological maladies. She has returned and is ready to crush revisionism wherever it is to be found.

Which is not in the East Coast rail line where workers have seized control of the National Express.

Commuters between London and Edinburgh will now enter the paradise of public ownership enjoyed by the many millions of Chinese who are left stranded at stations and abandoned in sidings with no food or water during Chinese New Year. On one train the catering staff armed themselves with knives to for protection while drunk passengers attacked them with broom handles looking for food.

Let the train take the strain. Issue passes to the masses.