Gordon Brown is not hard as fuck after all

Madame Mao avidly scanned the newspapers today following reports that Gordon Brown was a Stalinist.

Alas there is no evidence that today's budget would include sending agents to UK regions with a quota for the number of saboteurs and Trotksyists to be liquidated, nor is there any mention of having his closest colleagues shot in the back of the head in a cellar.

In fact it appears that the Chancellor hasn't had a single member of his family sent to a concentration camp.

It would seem that the Chancellor is guility of being a bit gruff and not liking anybody very much.