Gordon Brown is hard as fuck

Gordon Brown's spin team are working overtime to prove that their Master is harder than soft Toff David Cameron.

Reports this morning suggest that the Iron Chancellor had agonising root canal work on his teeth — without anaesthetic.

Apparantly he refused any pain relief so it wouldn't effect his delivery on an address on citizenship for immigrants three hours later.

His dentist, by all accounts said, “Mr Brown did not flinch or grimace at any stage and appeared perfectly relaxed. He’s a stoical character.” He later added that "David Cameron is a poof" (I made that bit up).

You may have won round one, Mr Brown, but be aware even the hardest members of the Falung Gong eventually succumb at the hands of the experienced gaoler.

We are watching.