Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Forget Britney ...


... cutting all her hair off, calling the newspapers and telling them that she's attempted to commit suicide.

What about these two blokes in Atlanta who tried to commit suicide by cutting their arms off with a circular saw.

One man cut off both arms with the saw while the other had managed just one before their supervisor read their note and called the police. Aparantly there was a lot of blood.
Representatives of the Chairman have asked the cases of 390 million peasants and intellectuals to be taken into account by investigators. It would seem that these poor souls marched themsleves into concentration camps and asked to be worked to death.

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