Friday, March 09, 2007

Patrick Mercer says

Women are to be allowed to join the Ghurkas, defence chiefs announced today. As part of the two year review that awarded the hardy Nepalese warriors full pension rights women will be allowed to serve as technicians and signallers.

The Ghurkas have served in the British army since 1815 and are currently posted in Iraq.

Patrick Mercer, Tory Defence Spokesperson sacked yesterday for calling black soldiers idle and useless, said:

"Now look here, just because a chap has a vagina and pair of bosoms it don't make 'em any less of a man. It ain't fair".

"Many of the chaps that served under my command turned out to be women and they were damned fine soldiers".

"I'm not racist. Everyone knows I like an Indian".

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