The Hunt for Chinabounder

Chinese blogging doesn't just report the news - it is the news . This was running on your decadent press association this morning:

Chinese internet users are raging against the anonymous author of a blog
they say insulted China
``Chase down the foreign scoundrel on the internet,'' Zhang Jiehai, a
professor of psychology at the Shanghai Academy of Social Sciences,
wrote in an essay posted on his own Chinese-language blog. ``We need to
find this foreign filth
Numerous reader postings on Zhang's blog supported his call for a
manhunt, often in highly profane terms. ``This kind of garbage, chop his
head off,'' wrote one who signed as ``sanipuga.''

Then I read what this guy says ...

among other things, the sexual frustrations in Chinese marriages, the failings of Chinese men, and the overly tradition-bound upbringing of Chinese girls which makes them rebellious and sexually adventurous. Chinese netizens have routinely been posting venomous messages on his blog in response to his pop-social commentaries — and his occasional outpourings on the Cultural Revolution and Mao Zedong’s womanising ways.

Wait 'till Momma get home!!

It's In The Bag

Big news today. Fat ladies are being denied IVF treatment.

Why the fuss. It's much better than having too many little ones. Too much hassle tying their feet up.

Just get some of the babies out the bags before you drown 'em and pass 'em out to fat ladies. Use the Government ice cream vans to take them all over.

Problem solved.

Who Ate All The Noodles

Fat Boy David Cameron, leader of your British right faction, was seen holding hands with Comrade Mandela today.

So bloody fuck, the Comrade has met Alan Titchmarsh and Charlie Dimmock. They did his fuckin' garden.

But don't worry. We know Comrade Mandela well, we know him long time.

The Chairman's thoughts on dealing with rightists are a shining path for the masses to tread.

Hold 'em bloody close, SO YOU CAN AIRPLANE 'EM!!

Death to Terror

So the British have at last got round to charging 11 of the 23 suspects held over terror plans to blast planes out of the sky. The British are arsehole amatuers. Revolutionary tribunals would clean this mess up in a matter of minutes. The secret of fishing is to cast your net as widely as possible.

If asked for my advice, I would supply a simple solution. The Government should hire ice cream vans and travel round the country delivering summary justice and organising mass rallys to purge anyone fitting the passenger profile of an enemy of the people.

You'll find your terrorism problem sorted out pretty good, white boy.

Death to the Traitor Castro

So ... the old capalist lacky Castro survives. I spit on his resistance to the clarion call of the poeple. His failure to deliver a workers bomb and to decree that the only cure for homosexuality is death has shown the wrong path to the masses.

CIA stooge.

Death to MCC Cricket Team Revisionsim

In 1971 the heroic Chinese poeple rose in revolutionary fervour to smite down the Indian imperialist dragon. The peace loving socialist countries of the world rejoiced. Pakistan stood shoulder to shoulder with the correctness of the Chairman's foreign policy.

Nearly 40 years later it is with gladness of a thousand lotus blooms that I see the Pakistani cricket team are once again snapping at the heels of the imperialist British running dogs, who have been exposed as cheats and whore masters.

If only the Dear Leader were still with us. My heart rose and fell with a great wash of patriotic love. This is the greatest victory for democracy since Comrade Sheridan was found to have made the correct political analysis at this trial last month.

It is very fortunate that he should have been done so for, if he were to be found incorrect ...