Meanwhile, back at the revolution ...

Venezuelan broadcasters have banned The Simpsons from morning TV on the grounds that it violates regulations barring “messages that go against the whole education of boys, girls and adolescents.”

In the interest of smashing western imperialist gender constructs it has been replaced by Baywatch Hawaii.

Referring to “Baywatch, General Manager German Perez Nahim of Televen affirmed that he was “hoping it will continue to have a good rating, because ‘The Simpsons’ worked very well — so much so that it had the highest levels of viewership for that morning timetable in the history of the channel.”