Comrade Facebook - where over a billion people are already sharing

At last modern technology has exposed the class schisms of capitalism. Research by the University of California has shown that Facebook is the preserve of the white educated classes and Myspace is for everybody else.

The study even showed that the US military force of occupation in Mesopotamia has banned Myspace as part of its campaign to stop soldiers blogging about the realities of life in the desert. Facebook - overwhelmingly used by the white elite officer corp - was not touched.

Long before Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11 we knew that the percentage of poor Hispanic and black proletariat recruited to the army far outstripped their percentage of the total population.

As any student of communism will know the Internet was invented by The Chairman in 1972. He also put in place a People's social networking programme where whole villages were banned from talking, made to work in paddy fields and had their names replaced by a simple numbering system.

Even the facists experimented with social networking in the 1940s except they called it Volksbook and actually had the numbers tattooed on the inside of their members forearms.

We in the Politburo used to laugh at meetings and sing the theme tune to the banned US sit-com show Cheers "Where everybody knows your name".

Good times.