The art of politics

The squawking reactionary Trotskyites of the revisionist Socialist Workers Party wielded megaphones outside London’s Coliseum Theatre last Friday as Madame Mao skulked in the shadows of St Martin’s lane.

While the Trotskyites were spying on English National Ballet’s BNP Ballerina, Simone Clarke, who was performing in Giselle, Madame Mao was spying on the factionalist traitors in the SWP.

Members of the BNP’s Barking and Dagenham political wing mounted a counter demonstration outside the box office and Madame Mao was shocked to hear one urge on his fellow Nazi sympathisers with the slogan:

“Once we’ve battered these commie bastards lets batter the poofs wearing tights inside the theatre!”

The deeply disturbing thing is that Clarke's partner is a Cuban immigrant of Chinese descent called Yet-San Chan.

This is too much for me, I'm an old woman. Politics is being turned on its head. The next thing the Conservatives will call themselves the party of working people and Labour will privatise state health care.