Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Madame Mao checks into the Priory


Madame Mao has checked herself into the Priory with stress and depression following a media storm over claims that 70 million peasants and intellectuals lost their lives during her time in the Chairman Mao House between 1949 and 1976.

Mao claims that she was tipped over the edge after her husband made fun of her publically in front of the Politburo and continued to have affairs with nubile farm girls.

Big Brother winner Shilpa Shetty said, "I do not see people of different colours or creeds - only workers".

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