Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Keith Richards snorts his dads remains


The headline says it all really.

The story goes that in 2002 the 63 year old rocker mixed up his dead fathers ashes with some cocaine and snortes them. 'It's what he would have wanted, man', says Keith.

Madame Mao thinks that the Rolling Stone saw yesterday's post about Boris Johnson acting to type and having to apologise to a whole town (again) and thought - heh! everyone's forgot about me, I wonder what I can say.

You think that's decadent, white boy? The old Chairman ground up the bones of his entire domestic staff in 1974 and fed it to President Nixon on his french toast during his state visit.

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