Following the horrendous events at Virginia Tech and the heart breaking split between Prince William and Kate Middleton, Prince Philip has taken the precaution of removing the keys to the gun cupboard from Prince Harry's butler.
The move comes following the discovery of Prince Harry stalking the Buying Department of Jigsaw in full army fatigiues with a bottle of Stolychanya and four gramms of cocaine.
A palace insider said, "Harry is just like any young man sowing his wild oates, eh, What!"
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