'Let's trash the average family-sized house disco party'

Madame Mao was strangely drawn to the story on Sky today about a girl who advertised a 'Skins' party on Myspace and 200 teenagers turned up and wrecked the joint.

One of the neighbour's who had tried to chase off party goers with a golf club told reporters "This is a quiet street. If there had been 15 or 20 kids, I would have been shocked but when there's that many and you see somebody getting out of a taxi with a suitcase full of alcohol, it sets the alarm bells ringing."

It does indeed. Apparantly there was £20,000 worth of damage and Mum's wedding dress had been pulled out and urinated on.

Can you imagine Chairman Mao's Myspace site: 'Come to the destruction of 4,000 years worth of culture by a guerrilla based communist party party'.

Did you know that between 1949 and 1976 3 million counter revolutionaries were killed by 'execution, mob or suicide'.

Now, that's a party.