Thursday, November 02, 2006

A political destination



News International again and today they're grinding out the story that Osama Bin Ladin's infamous cave hideout at Tora Bora is being converted into a luxury holiday destination.

Perhaps Murdoch has shares.

Local Warlord turned Governor, Gul Agha Sherazi, claims that area is now completely safe and "wants to be known for tourism not terrorism".

I think they're on to something here. A bit like going to lapland to see Santa but different.

Madame Mao is thinking about setting up travel company offering gap year holidays for political monsters:
  • Visit one of the Chairman's 341 'lairs' throughout China where he gang banged nubile girls from local villages. (Why is it terrorists and dictators all have 'lairs'?)
  • Stop off in Kampala where Idi Amin ate human liver and stuck his cock in the eye socket of a skull.
  • Travel by rail across the steppes in Trotsky's armoured train setting fire to cows and old women.
  • Relax by the pool with scantily clad nurses in Kim Jong Il's seven story pleasure palace (actually that sounds all right).

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

There is a similar project to that in the United Kingdom - it's called Belfast.