News International again and today they're grinding out the story that Osama Bin Ladin's infamous cave hideout at Tora Bora is being converted into a luxury holiday destination.
Perhaps Murdoch has shares.
Local Warlord turned Governor, Gul Agha Sherazi, claims that area is now completely safe and "wants to be known for tourism not terrorism".
I think they're on to something here. A bit like going to lapland to see Santa but different.
Madame Mao is thinking about setting up travel company offering gap year holidays for political monsters:
- Visit one of the Chairman's 341 'lairs' throughout China where he gang banged nubile girls from local villages. (Why is it terrorists and dictators all have 'lairs'?)
- Stop off in Kampala where Idi Amin ate human liver and stuck his cock in the eye socket of a skull.
- Travel by rail across the steppes in Trotsky's armoured train setting fire to cows and old women.
- Relax by the pool with scantily clad nurses in Kim Jong Il's seven story pleasure palace (actually that sounds all right).
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There is a similar project to that in the United Kingdom - it's called Belfast.
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