Spinking It Up Against the Wall

Tory MP Bob Spinks is in trouble again today following allegations of racism after he claimed that there were more black criminals than white.

Spinks even went as far, in e mails between himself and a constituent, to deny the possibility that more black people end up in jail because they are more likely to be stopped by the police as "raising political correctness to new heights".

Well that's OK then.

Many of you may have read Recess Monkey's reporting of Mr Spink visiting the Tandoori Parlour in his Castle point constituency.

Apparently, the Chicken Tikka wasn’t quite tikka enough and he asked the waiter to return it to the kitchen for some extra marinading.
The waiter told Bob Spink, “No, no, this is how it’s supposed to be”, to which Spink replied, “What part of send it back don’t you understand, Mr Patel?”