News from the PRC Army HQ. The Red Menace are committing 1000 toops to help quell the troubles in the Lebanon (incidentally why the Lebanon and not just Lebanon?). This mighty show of strength is a mere 0.04% of our all conquering 2.25 million strong force.
You want results? Call the PLA.
Cyprus next and then Northern Ireland. Our 'peacekeepers' will be spreading the gospel of the Red Book under your Western capitalist pig-dog noses before you know it.
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We'll over run them like cockroaches.
Can you imagine the orders? "Sir, we've lost our most skilled Field Marshall and a whole battallion of crack troops!!".
"Don't worry there's plenty more where they came from - CHARGE!!!"
Don't stop - on to Budapest.
It was fifty years ago today,
The Russians taught the band to play
They've been going in and out of style
But they're guaranteed to raise a smile.
So may I introduce to you
The act you've known for all these years,
The Red Army's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
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