Madame Mao is boarding her armoured train and heading to Manchester for Labour Party conference.
Conference has lost some of its magic in recent years and, although we can expect a bit of electricity following the blood letting, I've decided to spice up my visit a bit.
Since we're in Manchester I've booked into Cupid's where Tommy Sheridan allegedly had all the sex.
I'm taking my dominatrix outfit; blue serge suit and cap with large round glasses, oh, and a bicycle.
I wonder if any of the girls are in a union ...
Friday, September 22, 2006
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