A Falun Gong deviationist cell has been discovered at the very heart of the organ of workers' control. Orders have been issued on behalf of the people for the immediate arrest of:
Tom Watson MP
David Wright MP
Sion Simon Mp
Chris Bryant MP
Ian Lucas MP
Chris Mole MP
Khalid Mahmood MP
Kevan Jones MP
Mark Tami MP
Comrades, rest assured that no stone will remain unturned until all enemies of the people have been rooted out.
Our leader, the Great Helmsman, has decreed a period of stable and orderly transition as the the third way on the path to attain freedom from the excesses of capitalism.
End of Communiqué
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