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The car crash involving Top Gear presenter, Richard Hammond, is a tragedy.

He is clearly in the thoughts of a nation willing him to live. His young family must be terrified.

Why, then, is the Sun leading with News International columnist Jeremy Clarkson and his shitty jokes.

Clarkson is a tit and all his pish about being old and not understanding anything since ACDC exposes him.

You're only 46 you dick - nobody likes you precisely because you like ACDC. I bet he was one of those arseholes wearing a combat jacket with patches all up the back. Maybe a deninm cut off with studs in.

I'll bet Mindy Hammond's heart leaps into her mouth everytime the phone rings and it's him. Seeing him all over the papers last night and this morning must surely make things worse.