Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Bring me my arrows of desire

Darts ace Andy 'The Viking' Fordham has vowed that he will be fit to take part in the World Darts Championship despite suffering a stroke, fluid on the lung, speech and walking difficulties and breathing problems

Andy, who has a 56 inch waist and weighs in at 26 stone, has gone on record about being worried about his fitness levels said "I want to get back on the oche as soon as possible."

A true example of proletatarian endeavour over the increasing gentrification of working class sport. I defy any member of the western economic elite picnicing on the stands at Stamford Bridge to eat and drink themselves to death for the love of their game.

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