Navy Capt Lisa Nowak,who flew to the international space station last July, has been charged with attempted kidnapping, battery and other crimes.
She travelled across the US wearing a nappy so as not to leave any clues in petrol station toilets and was wearing a wig and a trenchcoat when she was captured in a car park trying to get in the car of Collen Shipman who she believed was having an affair with fellow Astronaut, Navy Commander William Oefelein.
In Nowak's bag was a selection of wigs, a pepper spray, a ball bearing gun, a steel mallet, a knife, masking tape and some black plastic bin bags.
Hmmm ....
Whenever Madame Mao been found with that kind of stuff in my bag I've simply claimed diplomatic immunity and had the copper busted down to traffic patrol.
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