Friday, February 02, 2007

Yanked off air


The Sun this morning has underlined the gravity of the situation facing Tony Blair in the cash for peerages issue by sharing the front page with the equally devastating news that my friend Danielle Lloyd has also been quizzed by police over race crimes on Big Brother.


The Mirror, however, has revealed that this is only the latest body blow to beleaguered Channel 4 who have been forced to postpone Wank Week in the light of the racism row and their mis-timed bid to secure Govt funding of of over £100,000 million for new media.


Apparently Wank Week was due to be shown next month and included shows called Male Masturbators and Masturbating Girls and was supposed to build on the success of last years Wankathon where cameras filmed grown men pulling one off in support of an AIDS charity.
Madame Mao is rather like Queen Victoria in this respect. Can someone please explain what or who Avina Wank is? I thought it was the name of the Soviet Comintern officer responsible for South East Asia who I used to know from the old days.

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