Wednesday, February 07, 2007

A close shave with the law

According to The Independent Scottish coppers arrested a health and safety expert last year for shaving while driving at 70 mph. He was apparently on his way to a first aid course.

Despite being previously involved in road crash investigations this guy had to lean across the car to see in his mirror properly because he was also storing a dozen mannequins in his back seat.

A PC then stood in the dock, opened his notebook and uttered the immortal line. “The accused had only one hand on the steering wheel and appeared to be checking if he was getting a good shave”.

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