Bang Bang Chicken gets whole new meaning...

The BBC reports that the bodies of six people have been found in a Chinese restaurant in northern Germany.

The police are failing to reveal a motive for the killings but if the portion on chicken chow-mein I got this weekend was anything to go by I can hazard a guess...

Call that Chinese food? The restaurant victims had clearly angered one of my comrades. Having been given a quizzical look after ordering the cultural revolution staple of cold rice and water and then been presented with some decadent, westernised, mechanically reclaimed, sweet-and-sour, MSG-laden dish of capitalism... they took the appropriate action.